Scores for Saturday 13 May 2023
The weather was colder than forecasted. A bitter wind blew slightly Westward and I
wished I’d put my Hatton. I was glad I’d had some hot Porridge in Harlington
which was worth the Price. Coenraad said
it would warm up later and I thought, what a Retief I’m getting Goosebumps. It’s gonna be a cold Day.
Martin arrived in shorts, a Strange choice I
thought. Your hair looks nice
Martin. Thanks, I’ve been washing it
Daly. Doesn’t that make it Fuzzy? Na, I use the good stuff, you can’t put a price
on the shampoo. By contrast Richard was Bland. Look he’s Donned old shoes. What’s that? Nothing, I’m only Joaquin.
On the tee I thought - I feel confident, I could succeed, I
hope I don’t Faldo. Then I hit A-lazy-ball rather than a Severe-Ball-on-steroids but I wish I’d hit it Langer. Coenraad Tugged it in the Woods. Then Martin teed up and I said come on, Seamus
with your Power and he sliced into a nearby Horsfield. I went to help Coenraad look for his second
ball and he said I’m over here. I know I
can Si Woo. Meanwhile Richard, the sly
old Fox, was Pavin the way. What a
Player! Martin chunked out of the woods
and I thought he might get into a funk but he said I love the third shot.
Luckily, I was able to Canter into an early lead, helped
by the GUR avoiding any Sandy Lie, which would have been a Payne. I started to lose it a bit on the back nine.
What the Els is going on I thought as I wondered Watson tv tonight, and even
feeling a bit Woosie I didn’t Jack it in.
On a more serious note, here’s a roundup of today’s golf:
10 players finally made it eventually after numerous injury
and illness forced dropouts.
There were 4 birdies, all on the back nine, me on 11, Steve
B on 14, Andy on 16 and Coenraad on 17.
Well done birdie boys!
Scoring was on the lower side today with an average of 29
points ☹ probably due to the wind. Peter Williams took the front 9 with 16
points on countback from Andy – well done Peter (I can hear a round of applause
for that). Steve B won the back 9 with 18
points – well done Steve!
Coenraad had a solid back 9 and came second with 32 points overall. Well done Coenraad! And in tradition for the person writing this
to be able to talk about himself – I won! Yippee!! Look at me I’m the best!
Whoop whoop!!! I’m fantastic, I love myself!! 😊
Hidden golfers:
ReplyDelete1 Lee Westwood, 2 Tyrrell Hatton, 3 Padraig Harrington, 4 Nick Price, 5 Retief Goosen, 6 Jason Day, 7 Curtis Strange, 8 John Daly, 9 Fuzzy Zoeller, 10 Kevin Na, 11 Bryson Dechambeau,
12 Richard Bland, 13 Luke Donald, 14 Joaquin Nieman, 15 Nick Faldo, 16 Jose Maria Olazabal,
17 Seve Ballesteros, 18 Bernhard Langer, 19 Tiger Woods, 20 Seamus Power, 21 Sam Horsfield, 22 Si Woo Kim, 23 Ryan Fox, 24 Corey Pavin, 25 Gary Player, 26 Fred Funk, 27 Davis Love III,
28 Laurie Canter, 29 Sandy Lyle, 30 Payne Stewart, 31 Ernie Els, 32 Tom Watson,
33 Ian Woosnam, 34 Jack Nicklaus.
Well done to Pete Creighton for spotting them all!