Who's the man? 8th June 2024


 


I am First. I am First. First I am.

That First I am! That First I am! I do not like that First I am!

 

Would you like to be the man?

I do not like to be the man.

I do not like it First I am.

 

Would you like it on the course?

I would not like it on the course.

I would not like to be first of course.

I do not like to be the man

I do not like it, First I am

 

Would you like it in the bar, to be the best man by far?

I would not like it in the bar.

I don’t want to be the best by far.

I do not like to be the man.

I do not like it, First I am.

 

Would you like it on the wall?

I would not like it on the wall.

I would not want to feel so tall.

I do not want to be the man.

I just don’t want it, First I am.

 

Would you like it on the shelf?

Would you like it for yourself?

Not on a shelf. Not for myself.

Not on the wall. Not feeling tall.

I would not want to be the man.

I would not want it, First I am.


Would you like it in a box?

Would you like it with a fox?

What fucking box? What fucking fox?

I do not want to be the man.

I fucking told you, First I am!

 

Would you, could you, with a cat?

Of course I wouldn’t with a cat.

Cat’s can’t play golf you silly twat!

Not on the course, not with a horse.

Not in a bar, or with a guitar.

Not on the shelf, or with an elf.

Not in a box. Not with a fox,

Not with a cat, don’t be a twat!

Not in the dark, not in a tree.

Not in a car! You let me be!

I do not like to be the man.

I do not like it, First I am.

 

Steve wins …..

 

Say! I like to be the man!

I would like it with a fox.

I could wear my winners socks!

I would like in the bar.

I am the bestist man by far!

I would like it with a cat.

I’m just the best and that is that.

I would like it on the course.

I’d kick your sorry ass with force!

I would like it with a whore.

I won’t a bridesmaid no more!

I would like it with a clown

And now I really need to calm down.



AND the results were:

Front 9 winner was Coenraad with 20 points

Back 9 winner was Roger Small with 19 points

2nd place with 2 excellent birdies was Jock

And the winner was ... dum dum dum Steve 'the winner' Reynolds, helped by the fact only 9 showed up.

Hey ho, take it when you can!


That's all folks, until the Charity Day next week.

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